January 2011
just got paid.
What should I buy to be an ultimate hip adult in today’s world?
endlessdaze asked: All I have to say to you, is that, it was a huge mistake to call Severus Snape 'shit' and that the wizarding community now hates you, and you are never getting your Hogwarts Letter.
endlessdaze asked: I feel sorry for you, in what kind of delusional state of mind do you think it is ok to love that monstrosity of man called Bear Grylls.
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You cannot imagine how much I am hyperventilating....
ilikechameleons:
DEM HIPS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURCE
Hot Dayum!
Found this gif on my computer....
adventurepishyeah:
I love Bear Grylls. haha
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I just doused a book in metho and set it on fire.
It would have been more awesome if it contained state secrets, or something equally badass, instead of being an old horoscope…
I wouldn't have minded going to see the Dalai Lama...
but the tickets are already sold out.
I totally don’t fit in with the majority of the crowd that goes to those things. Theres the ‘new age’ (which is a non-self depracating term for middle-age women denying the fact that they’re ugly, cantankerous and no man loves them (on account of being ugly and cantankerous)), pretentious, annoying people who do it for...
I wish more TV shows had swear words.
They’re so descriptive in situations.
Like when somebody betrays somebody else, the ‘somebody else’ could be like, “dude?! Why can’t you be nice, you cunt-balls fucking dick-twat, roach-licking douche bitch?”
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want to know some crazy messed up shit?
Woke up at like 1am con-fucking-vinced that there was a motherfucking snake in my motherfucking room. So I totally, as expected, freak my fucking shit, jump up on my bed, and begin scrambling up against the window frame. I then begin some crazy balancing shit on a little 10cm frame-thingy, grabbing onto blinds which begin braking.
Then I’m shouting, practically moaning for somebody to help...
I HAVE THE INTERNET!
Oh, god, this week has been horrible.
nude--deactivated20110502 asked: Every time you post something it makes me wonder who you are.
Who is this?
Who is this?
COFFEE CLUB.
Shittest pay maybe? $12 an hour. Because the business is new as well, they only have to pay like 30% on public holidays (instead of 250%), and like 10% on Saturdays and Sundays.
So I won’t have the kind of money I was expecting by August.
The shittest.
And to top it all off, my regular internet is down, and the technical support is the biggest bunch of fuckwits. I’m normally the...
It seems like my trip to Europe is actually going...
The local Deanery will probably pay $1500-2000, and the Noosa Parish will pay perhaps $3000-4000, which leaves me to save $1000 for the Pilgrimage, and then a couple of thousand for spending money.
A 23 day pilgrimage through Jordan, Israel, Egypt and then finishing in Spain, and then I’m thinking of extending for another 2 weeks or so, and going to Italy, France, England, and maybe Ireland...
dave-bowman asked: so when I was watching RotC, Elrond came on and my friend was all, "wait - what's that actor's name again?"
and right as I was about to say, "Hugo Weaving!" he was like, "Oh, that's right! His name is Huge-Ol'-Weiner!"
so we muted every scene with Elrond in it and my friends and I gave an impromptu dub of his voice saying stuff like,...
and right as I was about to say, "Hugo Weaving!" he was like, "Oh, that's right! His name is Huge-Ol'-Weiner!"
so we muted every scene with Elrond in it and my friends and I gave an impromptu dub of his voice saying stuff like,...
Ok I'm truly sorry about these kids with...
filthyromulan:
Your circumstance sucks, but what am I supposed to do?
These diseases already have a shitload of awareness, they do, so it can’t be that. I’m sure everyone who knows you gives you and your afflicted loved one an overwhelming amount of sympathy, so that’s not it. And people don’t just hand over their money (ie. donate) blindly to people they find on the internet who play on their...
Teal'c and Ronin in the same episode,
saving earth and killing dozens of wraith. Some epic explosions, some awesome technology, sticking it to the proverbial man: The ultimate Stargate episode. Teal’c is my favourite SG-1 character, and Ronin Dex is one of my favourite SGA characters.
The only thing that would complete it is Greer from SGU. That would be the single greatest composition of badassery television has seen...
If it is wrong to masturbate, is it equally wrong...
If it is wrong to masturbate, is it equally wrong...
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The complete list of things to do in Canberra:
1) Use the bathrooms at the Canberra Airport. Everything is motio sensor. The handbasins are just indented pieces of this one marble-looking plank. And then the hand dryer. Is like Handryer Extraordinaire. It is the ultimate hand drying experience
2) Have a coffee at Harvest Coffee. It transcends a sensation on one of your senses. It is like receiving continuous happy endings from a million...
Stargate Atlantis:
Sheppard: *looks at Tayla's stomach*
Tayla: What?
Sheppard: Its just that everytime one of these things happens in the movies, the pregnant woman goes into labour.
Tayla: I'm still a long time from my due date
Sheppard: Thats the same thing in the movies, and then "Wham!"
Tayla: Relax John, I will be fine
Sheppard: Just sit down.
endlessdaze asked: FML
regret regret
SPELLING ERROR FUUUUUU
regret regret
SPELLING ERROR FUUUUUU
endlessdaze asked: I was thinking about how many people have recently died their hair earlier, weird that I'm not the only one who picks up on these things.
Anonymous asked: dyeing*